This post was inspired by a tweet from J.C. Hutchins. Follow J.C. at @jchutchins :)
Welcome to Hug Club.
The first rule of Hug Club is: You do talk about Hug Club.
The second rule of Hug Club is: You DO talk about Hug Club!
Third rule of Hug Club: If someone yells "stop!", goes limp, or taps out, the hug is over.
Fourth rule: Only two guys to a hug.
Fifth rule: One hug at a time, fellas.
Sixth rule: The hugs are full hugs. No A-frame hugs, no side-to-side hugs, no back-to-front hugs.
Seventh rule: Hugs will go on as long as they have to.
And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first time at Hug Club, you have to hug.
(Disclaimer: This is a parody homage to the Fight Club Rules and does not endorse any actual organization.)