Thursday, August 19, 2010

Hug Club!

This post was inspired by a tweet from J.C. Hutchins. Follow J.C. at @jchutchins :)

Welcome to Hug Club.

The first rule of Hug Club is: You do talk about Hug Club.

The second rule of Hug Club is: You DO talk about Hug Club!

Third rule of Hug Club: If someone yells "stop!", goes limp, or taps out, the hug is over.

Fourth rule: Only two guys to a hug.

Fifth rule: One hug at a time, fellas.

Sixth rule: The hugs are full hugs. No A-frame hugs, no side-to-side hugs, no back-to-front hugs.

Seventh rule: Hugs will go on as long as they have to.

And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first time at Hug Club, you have to hug.



(Disclaimer: This is a parody homage to the Fight Club Rules and does not endorse any actual organization.)


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